Tuesday, March 25, 2014

At a Red Sox game everyone is Irish

The Yankees have John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman. The Red Sox have anybody but John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman. Honestly when the game's on the radio I don't know if the batter hit a home run out of Yankee Stadium or bunted for an out. Oh boy and I can't wait to hear Waldman start crying when Derek Jeter shoos a pigeon for the last time in his career. "That ball is high! It is far! It is… thrown to Napoli at first and there are two away. By the way, someone get Suzyn a tissue,Wheel forks suppliers I think a pebble just fell out of Derek's shoe." Not cool. Really not cool. Count your blessings Sox fans.
At a Red Sox game everyone is Irish. At a Yankees game everyone is Italian.Burberry Samsung Galaxy S4 9500 Case Each cheer exactly the same… by cursing and jeering. So many hand motions at Yankee Stadium that the fielders don't know which hand belongs to their teammate. There's our excuse for Eduardo Nunez. Red Sox fan's curse so much that it would make Eminem run and hide. He couldn't get too far because David Ortiz is in the clubhouse throwing out F-Bombs. (No but seriously. I loved Ortiz's speech. Great rally cry after all that happened.China Wheel Forks)Both team's had to deal with Bobby Valentine but only the Red Sox were crazy enough to hire him.China Hydraulic Dirt Buckt Seriously Boston? The first day he was hired, citizens in New York rallied together and gave a collective "Oy Vey!" After that season, he's going to have to try and sneak back into the game of baseball with a disguise on. But really, IT'S ALL KEVIN YOUKILIS' FAULT! Thanks but no thanks Bobby-V! Now apologize Red Sox fans so that we New Yorkers can give you a nice friendly "Fogetaboutit!"We can all laugh and make joke at one another. We should be able to.

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